Modern Russian play 2011
Merry Kurova
Author Sergey Likhachev
Mixed Genre: satire, black humor, absurd.
Text http://www.proza.ru/2010/12/28/96.
Characters: only 11, 9 of them – male, 1 - female, 1 (Merry Kurova) - preferably female;
Duration: 2.5 hours, the amount of text: 60 pages typewritten (no romance).
Target Audience: adults, urban and rural.
Abstract. The action takes place in the office poganovskogo farm From Dawn to Dusk, in a Russian province. All the action fits into the second half of a working day, the scene does not change, a minimum of scenery. Girl Nastusia - zampredkolhoza and Chief Accountant - pathetic enthusiast, is trying to bring order to the affairs of lying farm, where laziness is confused with Lenin, the bandits select the best land, and sow crushing her piglets, which may even dig up cattle cemetery with anthrax, a collective farm, which launched a plan not for meat, milk and grain, and on coffins, painted in blue polka dots on a pink field. Nastusia has quickly made farming profitable, instilled hope in farmers. But it has little chance. None of the girl and the possibility to find a local bride, so she wants to marry an American Bob learns to him on the balalaika repertoire of the mysterious Russian soul. Bob promised today to jump by parachute to the farm Curve stump, in which he lives Nastusia, because otherwise in the November mud to the farm just is not physically accessible. Nastusia, not to go mad on the farm, he wants to go to America, then come back - and teach fellow work "as they are." But against the American husband is merely farmers, seeing Nastusia last hope "for a brighter future - or, as it now is there?" Poganovki. On the contrary, to get rid of an honest worker Nastusia want kvadratnogolovye district administrators, and dutifully following them, the chairman of the kolkhoz From Before. Alas, the profitability of the farm financial crash threatens to turn the area (an absurdity and surrealism of the tax, having a place to be), so the place zampredkolhoza district administration brings in Poganovku an experimental model of the frame of a new formation - Funny Kurova - a hybrid of chickens and cows. It is the day jurist evening soprano, although no manners and can not even talk, but says Ko-ko or Moo-Moo. But she perfectly knows how to command, and is about to start milked candies Bird's Milk, and the moonshine infused on its granular manure, it is also suitable for connoisseurs. Fate of Gay Kurova is born in charisma, die incognito. Led her gay trainer breeder's football team: he, as the only breeder in the area designated for the removal of scholars superproductive breeds of animals for the "new country". However, Gluhovatovsky area is already terribly groundbreaking: proactive administration is going to bring the Michurin Musjoiner´s shop cross-district music school with a sawmill on the farm in order to make it lots and lots of playing music in the style of the coffins Cheerful. Even at the farm lands are going to take a special place for suffering the crash (that did not fall anywhere on the head terribly scarce in the country of the groom) and a place for the world's largest ecological cemeteries and these places, sanctuaries - saving the local budget! - Would be environmentally cleaned orderlies Tambov wolves, devouring the wounded, shell-shocked and simply unnecessary. These initiatives is consistent with the policy of the State unobtrusively, namely our business is the pipe, but even in “a brighter future ... or as it now is there?" The population of those areas of the country through which the pipe-nurse does not pass, power is not interested. Postman-philosopher and an insurance agent, retired colonel, with arms on the side of Nastusia and ordinary farmers, were ready to go to the guerrillas. The final scene - a phenomenon Bob Merry Kurova´s transformation into acting chief to limit glows conflict, and leaves it is not entirely settled.
Actors:
MERRY KUROVA - a hybrid of chicken and a cow, a sort of female rather than male, bred trainer-breeder, the football team at the district level;
CHAIRMAN - Chairman of farm "From dawn to dusk, in the village Poganovka, with a square bandaged head, his head is screwed pin of rebar, is an antenna for receiving instructions from his superiors;
NASTUSIA - Chief Accountant of the farm, part-time deputy chairman of the kolkhoz peasant girl with emotion and bias, dressed as Barbie, the role for an actress with good vocals, soprano, sings three of romance;
ADMIN - Head of Administration Gluhovatovskogo area, with a square head on his head lamp and pin-antenna of rebar, I proposed in the style of Chernomyrdin;
COACH-BREEDER - generalist scientist regional scale, until recently - a football coach-breeder, with a square head, with pin.
REPOCHES - master carpenter's shop;
FIRST AND SECOND CARPENTERS - carpenters carpenter shop;
THE POSTMAN - a former philosopher, father of many children;
INSURANCE AGENT - a retired colonel with a gun and inscribed Makarov;
BOB - the groom Nastusia, pure American, with white teeth and a cowboy hat and Colt on his hip.
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